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All of the jokes, YouTubes, and images / cartoons posted on this page were found via GOOGLE and located on the world wide web. If you would like to contribute to this page, please send me your jokes!

CONDUCTOR JOKES

Q. What is the difference between a dead snake and a dead conductor in the road?           A. There are skid marks in front of the snake...

INSTRUMENT JOKES

Q. What is the range of a piccolo?                                                                                  A. Oh....about 20 yards on a good day...

Q. How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players?                                                        A. When the engines stop, the whining is still going on!

Q. What's the difference between a seamstress and a flute player?                                    A. A sreamstress tucks in the frills.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?                                                                         A. To get away from the Oboe recital.

Q. How many Oboe players does it take to change a lightbulb?                                         A. Only one, but he'll go through about 30 or 40 to find the right one.

Q. Define a Lady                                                                                                           A. She owns an Oboe, but refuses to play it.

Q. What's the difference between a Bassoon and an onion?                                              A. No one cries when you cut up a Bassoon.

Q. How do you get a bassonist's eyes to light up?                                                            A. You shine a flashlight through his ears.

Q. What do you call 343 Oboes at the bottom of the ocean?                                             A. A good start!                                         

Q. How do you get a drummer to stop playing?                                                               A. You put sheet music in front of him!

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?                                                                     A.    To get away from the sound!

SINGER or CHOIR JOKES

Q. What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?                                               A. Lipstick

THE MUPPETS! (YouTubes of awesome Classical music videos!)